COLUMBUS, OH – A repentant Brandon Dubinsky has admitted he made mistakes in the game against Pittsburgh that got him a one game suspension.
The forward spoke out on Sunday, saying the next time he breaks a stick over any part of Sidney Crosby's prone body on the ice, it won't be with one of his favourite sticks.
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