KANATA, ON – With thousands of seats left unsold in Ottawa's game against New York on Thursday night, the team today announced that it has purchased leftover mannequins from Zellers to fill the empty space expected for game two.
The legless and headless dummies will be dressed in jerseys and hats from the arena's lost and found section.
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