EDMONTON, AB – Fresh off successfully scoring their first goal of the season without Connor McDavid’s influence, the Oilers arrived at practice on Wednesday in good spirits.
Players were all smiles as they hit the ice at Rogers Place, with many of them wondering who will be the next to score without the captain’s help.
Read MoreCALGARY, AB – Flames goaltender Brian Elliott today applied to file a restraining order against Oilers captain Connor McDavid.
After being subjected to what he described as a "calculated attempt to inflict pain and suffering" by McDavid, Elliott has asked a local Alberta court to enforce an order that would keep him from coming within 200 feet from his place of work.
Read MoreEDMONTON, AB – Fans in Edmonton were left scratching their heads on Wednesday evening following the announcement that forward Connor McDavid had been named captain.
At 19 years and 266 days, McDavid become the youngest captain in NHL history, overtaking Colorado captain Gabriel Landeskog by just 20 days.
Read MoreHELSINKI, FINLAND – Some wise words from Connor McDavid were all that Canada's world junior players needed to convince them about how they should spend their time online while overseas.
The group of teens met with Edmonton's first overall pick yesterday and decided to delete Facebook and Twitter from their phones, in order to dedicate the required energy towards Tinder.
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