BAGLEY, MI – A Detroit-area man today revealed to his buddies that he has always been a big fan of watching the World Junior Championships.
While watching the game between Switzerland and the Czech Republic, William Moss insisted that the Red Wings' likelihood of picking high in the NHL draft had absolutely nothing to do with his current interest in the competition.
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