HELSINKI, FINLAND – Some wise words from Connor McDavid were all that Canada's world junior players needed to convince them about how they should spend their time online while overseas.
The group of teens met with Edmonton's first overall pick yesterday and decided to delete Facebook and Twitter from their phones, in order to dedicate the required energy towards Tinder.
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