ST. LOUIS, MO – Members of the St. Louis Blues today announced that they will make the most of their opportunity to finally wear eye black at today's Winter Classic game.
With this being the franchise's first outdoor game in its history, players feel that their turn to look cool sporting the black grease is long overdue.
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