LOS ANGELES, CA – The LA Kings today announced that they have fined a fan $5,000 for failing to bang on the glass during a fight that happened directly in front of him on Saturday night.
The team said it was important to stand by its rules and punish idiotic behaviour before other fans think they can get away with the same thing.
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