QUEBEC CITY, QC – Speaking at a press conference today, commissioner Gary Bettman promised fans of the Hurricanes that their team’s future was safe in Quebec City.
With the impending sale of the team, many fans had expressed concern over whether or not they would be on the move once again.
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