BUFFALO, NY – The drama in the Sabres organization continued on Thursday afternoon, as a beloved arena hot dog vendor was relieved of his duties after a scathing Yelp review believed to have been written by forward Jack Eichel.
The news of the hot dog guy came hours after Tim Murray and Dan Bylsma were axed this morning, turning confusion and elation into devastation among fans.
Read MoreBUFFALO, NY – Sabres coach Dan Bylsma fronted the media on Monday to explain how shocked and disappointed he was in forward Evander Kane.
The 24-year-old reportedly slept in and missed team practice after partying in Toronto at the NBA All Star game on Sunday night.
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