BROOKLYN, NY – In a move that the New York Islanders front office hopes will appeal to local fans in Brooklyn, ice girls will be replaced by hipster baristas to clean the ice for the 2015-16 season.
The baristas will come out onto the ice during TV timeouts – the same time the ice girls have in previous years – and shuffle around in desert boots.
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