NEW YORK, NY – Eager to expand its fanbase in traditional NFL markets, the NHL today announced that it will be taking steps to increase the frequency of stoppages and coach's challenges next season.
A spokesman for the league said the test run of coach's offside challenges over the past two seasons has been a huge success.
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