DETROIT, MI – In a moment of clarity following a fantasy draft with his buddies, local man Dennis Wilson says he now understands the stress and emotions that NHL general managers go through at the league's entry draft each year.
His fantasy draft, for a head-to-head 12-team keeper league, went for 48 minutes and involved a total of two interruptions from his children.
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