BOSTON, MA – Bruins captain Zdeno Chara is set to miss the next two months as he completes the final stages of his stretching to be medically deemed a 'giant'.
Chara, who without these procedures would stand just 4'10" tall, has been undergoing stretching of his bones, muscles and skin to increase his height since the age of 11.
Read MoreTORONTO, ON – Game two of the World Cup of Hockey final has been forfeited by Canada after the puck got lost in Joe Thornton's beard during the second period.
The incident happened in Canada's offensive zone as Thornton and linemate Matt Duchene were fighting for the puck against Roman Josi and Zdeno Chara.
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