DENVER, CO – A group of Colorado Avalanche fans has written an open letter to President Donald Trump and NHL commissioner Gary Bettman following the weekend's developments.
The group of diehard supporters co-signed the memo asking for sports to be left out of their beloved politics after the Pittsburgh Penguins announced that they would be accepting the invitation to the White House.
Read MoreDENVER, CO – The two diehard hockey fans who last week agreed on a trade in principle to send Matt Duchene from Colorado to the New York Islanders have been left wondering what has taken the GMs so long to finalize the deal.
The Avalanche and Islanders fans, Tim Hall and James Tran, hashed out Duchene's trade value over an intense two hour session on a popular hockey forum on Tuesday.
Read MoreDENVER, CO – The Colorado Avalanche today announced that they have released a new line of paper bags designed to cover fans' faces.
The bags range in price from $5.99 and $25.99 depending on size, and are now available at the official shop.nhl.com website, as well as the NHL store in New York City.
Read MoreDENVER, CO – Avalanche head coach Jared Bednar today said that despite his team's horrendous record on the ice this season, he is very proud of their progress in the lead up to the national air hockey championships in May.
With his team fighting against the gruelling NHL schedule, the first year bench boss says they have made improving their air game a priority.
Read MoreMINNEAPOLIS, MN – Two local parents have been rocked by the tragic news that their teenage son has been diagnosed as a Colorado Avalanche fan.
Doctors at the University of Minnesota Medical Center informed Gary and Linda Hickey on Saturday that their sad, brooding 14-year-old was suffering the debilitating affliction.
Read MoreDENVER, CO – Colorado head coach Patrick Roy is reportedly pushing for general manager Joe Sakic to allow him to suit up in net and take back his mantle as the team's number one goaltender.
According to an unnamed source, Roy believes that he would be a significant upgrade over the tandem of Semyon Varlamov and Reto Berra.
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