Stars sign Bishop; begin search for fourth-string goaltender

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Stars sign Bishop; begin search for fourth-string goaltender

DALLAS, TX – After officially signing Ben Bishop to a six-year, $29.5 million contract on Friday, Stars GM Jim Nill announced that he has ramped up the search for a fourth-string goaltender who can back up the backup's backup next season.

Netminders Kari Lehtonen and Antti Niemi struggled this season with the stress of not having enough insurance behind them. Nill said his number one goal this summer is shoring up the crease.

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Flyers construct prototype goaltender capable of withstanding hometown crowd abuse

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Flyers construct prototype goaltender capable of withstanding hometown crowd abuse

PHILADELPHIA, PA – The Flyers today revealed that they have developed a human-robot hybrid goaltender capable of completely shutting out the abuse and torment lobbed at them by hometown crowds.

The hybrids have been tested under some of the most stressful conditions available to humans, with the latest models surviving all tests with flying colours.

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