LOS ANGELES, CA – The LA Kings today announced that they have fined a fan $5,000 for failing to bang on the glass during a fight that happened directly in front of him on Saturday night.
The team said it was important to stand by its rules and punish idiotic behaviour before other fans think they can get away with the same thing.
Read MoreLOS ANGELES, CA – Kings head coach Darryl Sutter had reporters completely stunned at a press conference this morning with what they thought was his own submission for the Mannequin Challenge.
The two-time Stanley Cup winner took questions from reporters while standing perfectly still and showing off his trademark perplexed look.
Read MoreLOS ANGELES, CA – The Los Angeles Kings announced on Wednesday that goaltender Jonathan Quick will not play hockey until February at the earliest, as he looks to "find himself" on a spiritual journey to India.
The 30-year-old reportedly told head coach Darryl Sutter that he has been unable to define who he is as a person in the last few weeks, and felt a strong connection to the south Asian nation after watching Eat, Pray, Love.
Read MorePHILADELPHIA, PA – Flyers general manager Ron Hextall has admitted that he was bewildered after his proposed deal with the Kings was accepted on Wednesday.
When he got the call from assistant GM Barry Hanrahan to say that the deal had been accepted, Hextall says he was so gobsmacked, that he needed to pull to the side of the road.
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