NEW YORK, NY – The NHL today unveiled the newest skills-based competition that will feature at this weekend's All-Star game.
The Concussion Challenge will give each competitor five minutes to effectively mask concussion symptoms following a devastating head hit to the head from one of two defencemen.
Read MoreLOS ANGELES, CA – A local father of two is still trying to convince himself that purchasing All-Star game tickets as a Christmas present for he and his nine-year-old son was a good decision.
Todd Harvey, 36, said that his boy had mentioned something in passing about the All-Star game vote in early December. With Christmas fast approaching and no other ideas on what to buy, he decided to pull the trigger on the tickets.
Read MoreDETROIT, MI – After doing their best to destroy what their forefathers built 240 years ago by electing Donald Trump as the next president, fans in the United States are eyeing another opportunity to wreak havoc on a public vote.
Online polling for the NHL All-Star game opened to fans on Thursday, giving voters yet another chance to prove why democracy does not work.
Read MoreNEW YORK, NY – The NHL today announced that Arizona forward John Scott will be named captain of the Pacific division team at this year's All Star game.
They are hoping that his impact will give fans a game that is actually entertaining to watch for once.
Read MoreREGINA, SK – According to his closest buddies, local man Gregory Simmons, remains insistent to this day that he does not regret buying his 2015 All Star jersey.
Simmons, 22, bought the jersey on the day they first became available last year, and swears that he still wears it.
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